I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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