No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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