So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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