where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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