Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
and she was petting her beer can
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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