Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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