It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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