I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
i think my cat just said my name.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Randomize
