I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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