She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Life is so much better after having sex.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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