why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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