You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Randomize
