dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
