Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.