Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)

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(757): View more from Virginia

apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously

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(408): View more from California

just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

thats actually pretty good logic

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(360): View more from Washington

We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.

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