Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
we made out on top of his cat.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
stop calling my apartment porn island.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.