As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...