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  the bitch is dead man

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  YOUR DOG DIED?

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  no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.

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  (243): the bitch is dead man (1-243): YOUR DOG DIED? (243): no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon. http://tfl.nu/0e8d
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  thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.

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  (330): thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left. http://tfl.nu/oxn5
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  Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty

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  (856): Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty http://tfl.nu/h187
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  It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.

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  (480): It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car. http://tfl.nu/gkht
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  I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.

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  (267): I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement. http://tfl.nu/314h
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  omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had

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  (440): omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had http://tfl.nu/fpfu
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  I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy

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  (305): I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy http://tfl.nu/yxp4
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  I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness

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  (386): I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness http://tfl.nu/l65r
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  The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.

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  (410): The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal. http://tfl.nu/fe59
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  I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes

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  (315): I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes http://tfl.nu/99as
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  I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.

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  (508): I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress. http://tfl.nu/zrup
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  Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.

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  (480): Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them. http://tfl.nu/xfpb
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  (904): View more from Florida

  I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.

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  (904): I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE. http://tfl.nu/5ef6
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  (248): View more from Michigan

  Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising

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  (248): Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising http://tfl.nu/k4n8
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  In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision

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  (214): In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision http://tfl.nu/s7qw
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