id be glad to
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
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worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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