I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
i think i just lost a toe
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
