How is your vagina???
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.