Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
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yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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