well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
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we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.