He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up