we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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