my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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