Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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