When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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