Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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