she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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