I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
you never un-have a 4some
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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