new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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