My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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