she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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