kristin has been a bad kristin
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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