Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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