Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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