are you still at the devil's house?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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