Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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