It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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