Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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