Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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