I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem