): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.