I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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