do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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