I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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