I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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