Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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