Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I look better un-naked...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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