i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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