is wine microwaveable?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Who put my cat in the fridge?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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