Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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