You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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