they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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