yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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