It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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