It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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