I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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