So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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