This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Just high enough for therapy.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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