Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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