Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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